Michael Bay! you are the MAN!! June 29, 2007
Posted by ashz in General, Rants.3 comments
I came back from the office feeling disoriented and lightheaded yesterday due to too much work. I received a call from my girlfriend wanting to print her thesis at my house, I told her to get everything ready and as soon as I get back I was bound to holla back. LO! I left my keys at my parents place and had to drive all the way from KL Sentral to Shah Alam to get the keys. I was to giddy that I felt like throwing up. Cigarettes were tastless and my throat was killing me. I had a short nap at my parents place only to wake at 9PM. Shiznit! I totally forgot about my girlfriend. As expected, she was already sulking. I could hear the chirp of birds in the background. The only thing that motivated me to live last night was Transformers at 12.30.
So after enduring my GF’s yapping, I took a shower and rolled out (!) at about 11.00
The scene was packed with transformers enthusiasts, there were like promo cars with dodgy autobots decals parked in front of the entrance, I think it was supposed to be some gimmick or something. I wasnt amused, let alone my girlfriend, whom was pulling a face longer than my digits. I wanted to measure (the face, not my digits), she wasnt up to it.
I met up with the rest of my gang at the entrance. We were still short of Farul, the street racer. I’m kinda amused by the fact that his souped up car didn’t help with his timing. O well, we marched on with courage and hope for all santients that Michael Bay wont screw this up.
Time stood still for 2 and a half hours…………………………………………………………………………
I came out of the cinema with a weird chill, my heart was racing really fast and I was speechless. My girlfriend, who was the most hardcore hater of anything robotic couldn’t speak. There was silence in the midst of all the crowd.
BBBOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
We exploded.
Thank You Michael, the human race loves you!
The End
p/s: Watch it then you shall know what I mean
p/p/s: I wanted to snatch the Megatron standy, but getting killed is not an option





